https://linuxmanr4.com/tags/sysadmin/Recent content in Sysadmin on LinuxmanR4Hugo -- gohugo.ioesLinuxmanR4Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:30:27 +0000https://linuxmanr4.com/2009/07/31/dia-del-administrador-de-sistemas/Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:30:27 +0000https://linuxmanr4.com/2009/07/31/dia-del-administrador-de-sistemas/<p>El último viernes del mes de Julio se festeja el <a class="link" href="http://www.sysadminday.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" >día del Administrador de Sistemas</a> <span style="white-space: nowrap;"><svg width=".7em" height=".7em" viewBox="0 0 21 21" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"> <path d="m13 3l3.293 3.293l-7 7l1.414 1.414l7-7L21 11V3z" fill="currentColor" /> <path d="M19 19H5V5h7l-2-2H5c-1.103 0-2 .897-2 2v14c0 1.103.897 2 2 2h14c1.103 0 2-.897 2-2v-5l-2-2v7z" fill="currentColor"> </svg></span> .</p> <p>En este día, esta canción se ha convertido en el himno para aquellos que nos dedicamos a bloquear el por&hellip; perdón a administrar los recursos informáticos :P</p> <div class="video-wrapper"> <iframe loading="lazy" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/udhd9fmOdCs" allowfullscreen title="YouTube Video" > </iframe> </div> <p>Creo que alguna vez vi este video subtitulado, pero ya no lo encontré así que aqui esta la traducción:</p> <div class="highlight"><pre tabindex="0" class="chroma"><code class="language-gdscript3" data-lang="gdscript3"><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">Hay</span> <span class="n">un</span> <span class="n">tipo</span> <span class="n">que</span> <span class="n">trabaja</span> <span class="n">en</span> <span class="n">otra</span> <span class="n">sala</span><span class="p">,</span> <span class="n">o</span> <span class="n">en</span> <span class="n">otro</span> <span class="n">piso</span><span class="p">,</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">el</span> <span class="n">es</span> <span class="n">ese</span> <span class="n">que</span> <span class="n">llamas</span><span class="p">,</span> <span class="n">cuando</span> <span class="n">tu</span> <span class="n">documento</span> <span class="n">no</span> <span class="n">está</span> <span class="n">más</span> <span class="n">ahí</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">es</span> <span class="n">probablemente</span> <span class="n">un</span> <span class="n">muchacho</span><span class="p">,</span> <span class="n">pero</span> <span class="n">puede</span> <span class="n">ser</span> <span class="n">una</span> <span class="n">chica</span><span class="p">,</span> <span class="n">o</span> <span class="n">algo</span> <span class="n">intermedio</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">el</span> <span class="n">es</span> <span class="n">el</span> <span class="err">ú</span><span class="n">nico</span> <span class="n">en</span> <span class="n">la</span> <span class="n">oficina</span> <span class="n">que</span> <span class="n">sabe</span> <span class="n">que</span> <span class="n">significa</span> <span class="err">“</span><span class="n">PC</span> <span class="n">Load</span> <span class="n">Letter</span><span class="err">”</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">El</span> <span class="n">es</span> <span class="n">tu</span> <span class="n">administrador</span> <span class="n">de</span> <span class="n">sistemas</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">ahora</span> <span class="n">está</span> <span class="n">probablemente</span> <span class="n">leyendo</span> <span class="n">comics</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">y</span> <span class="n">comienzas</span> <span class="n">a</span> <span class="n">temblar</span> <span class="n">de</span> <span class="n">miedo</span> <span class="n">cuando</span> <span class="n">tienes</span> <span class="n">que</span> <span class="n">ver</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">una</span> <span class="n">de</span> <span class="n">sus</span> <span class="n">caras</span> <span class="n">de</span> <span class="s2">&#34;que idiota&#34;</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">Tienes</span> <span class="n">un</span> <span class="n">virus</span><span class="p">,</span> <span class="n">perdiste</span> <span class="n">tu</span> <span class="n">password</span><span class="p">,</span> <span class="n">o</span> <span class="n">solo</span> <span class="n">no</span> <span class="n">puedes</span> <span class="n">imprimir</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">en</span> <span class="n">una</span> <span class="n">hora</span> <span class="err">é</span><span class="n">l</span> <span class="n">aparece</span> <span class="n">y</span> <span class="n">se</span> <span class="n">agacha</span> <span class="n">a</span> <span class="n">mirar</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">el</span> <span class="n">pelea</span> <span class="n">para</span> <span class="n">salvar</span> <span class="n">tus</span> <span class="n">archivos</span><span class="p">,</span> <span class="n">puede</span> <span class="n">estar</span> <span class="n">ahí</span> <span class="n">todo</span> <span class="n">el</span> <span class="n">día</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">pero</span> <span class="n">a</span> <span class="n">veces</span> <span class="n">solo</span> <span class="n">aprieta</span> <span class="s2">&#34;caps lock&#34;</span> <span class="n">y</span> <span class="n">se</span> <span class="n">va</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">pero</span> <span class="err">¡</span><span class="n">hey</span><span class="o">!</span> <span class="n">de</span> <span class="n">repente</span> <span class="n">mi</span> <span class="n">password</span> <span class="err">¡</span><span class="n">funciona</span><span class="o">!</span> <span class="err">¡</span><span class="n">hurra</span><span class="o">!</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="err">¡</span><span class="n">Hurra</span> <span class="n">hurra</span><span class="o">!</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">feliz</span> <span class="n">día</span> <span class="n">del</span> <span class="n">administrador</span> <span class="n">de</span> <span class="n">sistema</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">le</span> <span class="n">voy</span> <span class="n">a</span> <span class="n">comprar</span> <span class="n">un</span> <span class="n">regalo</span> <span class="n">para</span> <span class="n">decirle</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="s2">&#34;tenerte cerca significa que me quedo</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">estúpido</span> <span class="n">y</span> <span class="n">desinformado</span><span class="s2">&#34;</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">y</span> <span class="n">puedo</span> <span class="n">seguir</span> <span class="n">abriendo</span> <span class="n">adjuntos</span> <span class="o">.</span><span class="n">exe</span> <span class="n">en</span> <span class="n">el</span> <span class="n">email</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">y</span> <span class="n">olvidarme</span> <span class="n">el</span> <span class="n">nombre</span> <span class="n">de</span> <span class="n">mi</span> <span class="n">madre</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">y</span> <span class="n">seguir</span> <span class="n">nombrando</span> <span class="n">archivos</span> <span class="n">con</span> <span class="n">espacios</span> <span class="n">y</span> <span class="n">ampersands</span> <span class="n">y</span> <span class="n">dos</span> <span class="n">puntos</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="err">¡</span><span class="n">ohhh</span><span class="o">!</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">te</span> <span class="n">doy</span> <span class="n">un</span> <span class="n">pastel</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">te</span> <span class="n">doy</span> <span class="n">un</span> <span class="n">abrazo</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">te</span> <span class="n">compro</span> <span class="n">la</span> <span class="n">taza</span> <span class="n">de</span> <span class="s2">&#34;el mejor administrador de sistemas del mundo&#34;</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">solo</span> <span class="n">ayúdame</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">administrador</span> <span class="n">de</span> <span class="n">sistemas</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">borra</span> <span class="n">mis</span> <span class="s2">&#34;websites recientemente vistos&#34;</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">administrador</span> <span class="n">de</span> <span class="n">sistemas</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">recupera</span> <span class="n">mis</span> <span class="n">configuraciones</span> <span class="n">de</span> <span class="n">red</span> <span class="n">así</span> <span class="n">puedo</span> <span class="n">encontrar</span> <span class="n">mi</span> <span class="n">disco</span> <span class="n">F</span><span class="p">:</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">administrador</span> <span class="n">de</span> <span class="n">sistemas</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">uh</span><span class="o">...</span> <span class="n">enchufa</span> <span class="n">mi</span> <span class="n">mouse</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">administrador</span> <span class="n">de</span> <span class="n">sistemas</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">Molestalo</span> <span class="n">y</span> <span class="n">estarás</span> <span class="n">despedido</span> <span class="n">para</span> <span class="n">mañana</span> <span class="n">a</span> <span class="n">la</span> <span class="n">mañana</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">porque</span> <span class="err">é</span><span class="n">l</span> <span class="n">es</span> <span class="n">el</span> <span class="n">tipo</span> <span class="n">que</span> <span class="n">sabe</span> <span class="n">que</span> <span class="n">estuviste</span> <span class="n">navegando</span> <span class="n">paginas</span> <span class="n">porno</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">entonces</span><span class="p">,</span> <span class="n">no</span> <span class="n">te</span> <span class="n">olvides</span> <span class="n">de</span> <span class="n">ser</span> <span class="n">bueno</span> <span class="n">con</span> <span class="n">tu</span><span class="o">...</span> </span></span><span class="line"><span class="cl"><span class="n">administrador</span> <span class="n">de</span> <span class="n">sistemasssssssssss</span> </span></span></code></pre></div><p>Por cierto, si alguien quiere mandar uno que otro presente, aquí esta la <a class="link" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20090730203402/http://www.thinkgeek.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" >lista de regalos</a> <span style="white-space: nowrap;"><svg width=".7em" height=".7em" viewBox="0 0 21 21" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"> <path d="m13 3l3.293 3.293l-7 7l1.414 1.414l7-7L21 11V3z" fill="currentColor" /> <path d="M19 19H5V5h7l-2-2H5c-1.103 0-2 .897-2 2v14c0 1.103.897 2 2 2h14c1.103 0 2-.897 2-2v-5l-2-2v7z" fill="currentColor"> </svg></span> :P</p>